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     Holding Aviation to a HIGHER STANDARD™

     July 2006

ISSN: 1930-0131

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Happy 4th of July
 

It's the time of year when we celebrate our freedom in the United States.  So, get out and fly - it's one of our last great freedoms. 

 

 

 

 

 

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California to Lock Haven and Back

Len Buckel recently stopped by to visit with us on his way back to California. He had flown over in years past but always happened to come by when we were gone. Fortunately for us, this year we were home.


Len is one of those good natured, down to Earth, no BS guys we all wish were based at our airport. He is energetic, knowledgeable, friendly, and always interested in taking someone for a flight. He is also so dedicated to the J-3 and Piper group that in years past he flew his J-3 from Gillespie Field, in Southern California, to Lock Haven, Pennsylvania and back every year! Now he says he’s going to cut it back to every other year.


While he was here, we looked his plane over very well and it was obvious he was also a builder. Although his plane had numerous small additions that made it easer to “use the plane” and fly it cross country, it was something else that caught our attention. In the left forward side glass were numerous air vents. When asked why there were so many, he replied that several passengers and one who liked to fly cross country with him, had said it was a little hot up front. So, when many of today’s pilots would dare not cut more holes in their glass because it might mess up their pretty little hangar queen, Len started cutting holes and adding vents so that his passengers would have the best ride possible.

 

Did I mention he is the type of guy everyone wishes was based at their airport? Oh, and did I mention he is doing all of this at the age of 75? Keep up the good work Len and we really hope to see you again in the near future.
 

Here are some stats on Len, his Cub, and his trip:

Len – 75 years old with more energy that most of us at 18
The Cub - originally an L-4, it now has a C-90 with a wind generator, radio, an electric artificial horizon that is actually used when clouds get in the way, and most importantly temper foam seat cushions.
The Trip – Averages 375 gallons of fuel, uses 4 quarts of oil along with 2 oil changes, and averages 3 stops a day. His shortest round trip ever was around 60 hours with tailwinds both ways and the longest was around 80 with headwinds both ways.

I SCREAM . . . YOU SCREAM

IT'S TIME FOR ICE CREAM

SINFUL SUNDAY

JULY 9, 2006

1:00 - 3:00 ESDT (OR UNTIL WE RUN OUT OF ICE CREAM)

www.LeeBottom.com

Special Attention:  We have just received notice that Jim Barrett a highly respected photographer, will be here for the entire upcoming weekend (July 7-9) to take high quality photographs of the airport, the scenery, and the aviating that occurs here. These photos could end up just about anywhere in the aviation world (not able to say at this time). Please drop by on Saturday and especially Sunday (Sinful Sunday) if you would like the opportunity to see what's going on.  Who knows, you might become part of the scenery that Jim is looking for???

Results of the last survey

Last month's survey drew in a record amount of votes. These things are great fun and we really hope you will all continue to participate. As we suspected, almost everyone at least dreams of living on their own flying field. Amazingly, over a fifth of the respondents indicated that they already live on one. As for the others, we are doing our best to create a place for you.  Keep dreaming and we'll keep working.

 

What level of interest do you have for living on a flying field?

I already live on a flying field.

21%

I will someday live on a flying field.

42%

Living on a flying field is only a dream for me.

36%

I have no interest in living on a flying field.

1%

Total Votes: 168
Thanks for voting

 

Why Didn't he email?

July 2006 NORDO News Survey

 

Up until recently, whenever I would email Tom Poberezny he emailed rather quickly. Sometimes, he would respond within an hour and other times he would write back within days. Yet a few weeks back, I sent an email and he has never responded. In the email I asked him why Board Member candidates were not available for interviews before the election and that I would very much like to interview each one of them before Oshkosh so that I could report on who these people really are, where they come from, and why they want to be on the board. Have you ever thought about that?? Nobody outside of current EAA board members gets to interview or has interviewed these people. It's crazy I know and giving them the benefit of the doubt, I figured nobody had asked. So, this brings us to this month's survey: "Why hasn't Tom responded to my email?" It may be humorous but don't forget it is a serious subject.

CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE JULY 2006 SURVEY
 

70 knotters


How many of you have ever heard of the 70 Knotters? This group has been flying caravans since the seventies and they are not letting up. Originally a few guys with Breezy's would call up a few people to get the annual flight going and it would take on a life of its own. Today, there is a fairly large number of “members” in the 70 Knotters but you would never know it as they value being unorganized.

 

There is no real newsletter, no official email list, and no scheduled events except for the annual summer caravan that leaves sometime, heading in a general direction, in hopes of ending up somewhere near a point chosen by someone in the group. That’s it; really! And what a great thing.

 

There are people from all walks of life, in all types of aircraft, joining up and breaking off as the trip rolls on. It generally lasts between one to two weeks and it happens every summer. Fortunately for us, this year they made a stop at Lee Bottom to spend the night and ended up turning an average weekend into a memorable one.

 

They were all great people and we hope to run into them soon. If you are ever at a fly-in and you see someone with a 70 Knotter shirt on, be sure to go up to them and ask them how to join. If I remember correctly, they require you to be laid back and easy going with a strong distaste for organization but excellent flying skills. Sounds like a heck of a lot of fun doesn’t it?
 

staggerwing  . . .


The other morning I was lying in bed when the low rumble of a 985 overhead brought me to my senses. Although I was unsure of what it was attached to, the engine was easy to identify and my mind immediately began wondering. Having lived here long enough to get a feeling for each pilot’s pattern of operation, this left me with only two guesses. When Ginger ran inside to let me know it looked as though the plane was landing, I knew it was our friend Steve Johnson in his Staggerwing. As it turns out, Steve had actually brought a friend for a picnic lunch (now, you know when I wake up) and we were just lucky enough to be here…….but there’s more.

 
I said “lucky enough to be here” but I don’t think I explained it clearly enough. You see, Steve and I had been trying to make our schedules meet for some time as he promised me many months ago to check me out in his plane. Although we are friends and I trust him on his word, it’s not every day that someone says they’ll give you the seat that has the only yoke and set of brake pedals on an award winning Staggerwing so I somewhat pessimistically figured something would always get in the way even though Steve truly wanted to get me time in his plane. Thankfully, I was wrong. As soon as the opportunity arose, Steve asked me if I was ready to go flying and before long both he and Ginger placed their lives in my hands as I took the controls of this beautiful blue Beechcraft.
 

I cannot explain to you how nice this plane is. It has everything and then some. It might even have a little too much for your typical sunny Sunday pilot but that’s not Steve. Over the years, he has put 1400 hours on this plane with landings in every state but Hawaii and that includes one in Barrow, Alaska. A while back, Ginger and I were driving down the road discussing how we wouldn’t want to be flying as it was such a gloomy and gusty day and had just commented on the trees swaying to twenty plus knot winds when a shadow went over the car. Twisting our necks to see what it was, we were tickled to see it was Steve in the Staggerwing. When I got home, I emailed him and he responded, “It was such a nice day, I couldn’t leave her in the hangar” and he was sincere. It was a great attitude determines altitude moment and it reminded me why so long ago he added himself to our airport family list.


How did it fly? Well it was fantastic and flew exactly as I expected it to. To be clear, that’s not a testament to my skill but to the aircraft’s ability to seemingly set itself up for takeoff and landing. I found it to be a very natural flyer and decided I would love to take a trip in one someday. If only I had enough time.
 

A big thanks goes out to Steve. He brought his plane here, put me in the driver’s seat, gave Ginger the Staggerwing ride she had been wanting, and then sent me an email when he got home to let me know he was sending us an airport operating fund donation. What do you say in response to something like that? Thank you just isn’t enough. The next time you see Steve, be sure to thank him for being a true friend to aviation and thank him for supporting our efforts. And one more thing, thank him for being the consummate aviator.
 

Are these crop circles???

 

 

We received several really good photos this month.  However, this was the most unusual.

This photo taken of Schaefer's Corn Maze from a Luscombe near Little Rock, Arkansas .

Perhaps others can send in examples of Agricultural Artwork that only we pilots get to see and appreciate, often unexpectedly when out flying in our low & slow flying machines.
Thanks to
Doug McDowall for sharing this photo.

Do you have a favorite photo you'd like to see here . . . email it to us  info@LeeBottom.com

SWALLOW migration almost complete


Some of you may remember my trip to Kalispell, Montana last year with our friend Charlie Laird. Back in November, we went out with the intention to retrieve the only flying standard category Swallow and ended up leaving it behind with propeller problems. After a lot of research, guesswork, and effort on the part of friends and family, the Laird's were able to secure a propeller that fit and ran at the correct RPM on an OX-5.

 

Once that was accomplished, Charlie and I set out to find another window to go pick up the Swallow and bring it back to Indiana. Unfortunately, we could never find a common window so I recently went back out by myself in an attempt to ferry the plane home. This time, the first flight was made with the intention of finding out if it would get high enough to get out of the valley. Fifteen minutes into the flight, I was two miles outside of controlled airspace and just under the 7000’ required to get me and the Swallow out of the valley when I turned back to land and load up for the trip home.

 

Shortly after calling the tower and starting my decent I got my first OX-5 surprise…..a dead engine. Fortunately for me, the Swallow has a lot of wing and after gliding the five plus miles, I had to do a few turns overhead to get it down. Without an engine you learn real quick how a machine flies and this one does great. Yet, without our engine problems solved, we decided to take the plane apart and truck it home.

 

One week later we were back in the air but this time over Columbus, Indiana. Mike Williams was kind enough to find space for the rare machine at his restoration facility and we have found Columbus to be the perfect test flight airport. Every day possible we have been putting a half hour at a time on the plane and working out the bugs.

 

If only we could nail down the reason for a miss that comes and goes, it would be ready for the American Barnstormers Tour and the trip to Oshkosh. For now though, if you are in the Columbus, Indiana area keep your eyes peeled for a black and yellow piece of history belonging to the Laird Family. It will be doing a lot of flying over the next few weeks and if you happen to run into Charlie or his dad, be sure to thank them for keeping this valuable piece of aviation alive and flying.
 

The hangar is getting a face lift
 

We have had two regional jet pilots, Phil Pecoulas and Jason Johnson, helping us out around the airport for awhile now and we felt the need to acknowledge them. These guys have been showing up for over a month helping us paint the hangar, do odd jobs, and burn gas in the Cub.

 

They have done a lot to help us out and we’ve had a lot of fun with them here. Unfortunately, it has been real hard to get a good picture of them doing work around here as Ginger says they are usually done with a job before we can get the camera out and the one photo we did manage to take was lost in a computer disk crash. Not only are these guys a tremendous help but they can fly an Air Hog with the best of them. And, oh yeah, they’re pretty good in the Cub too.

 

Thanks Guys !

What's your attitude?

by Ginger

Attitude has always been important to flying. Our aircraft understand attitude very well but what about a pilot’s attitude? Over the past couple of weeks, I've taken a new personal pilot's attitude and now I better understand everyone else in aviation because it makes me feel much better. And, I find myself singing the words to Patti Labelle’s song called “New Attitude”.

Never knew I had such a lesson to learn
I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes
Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do
I tidied up my point of view
I got a new attitude.

I think it is a new attitude that I’ll continue because it is the one that follows the crowd. And, if the crowd is doing it, then it must be right. Right?  It really worked for me this week so I believe everyone is right and I'm sorry they forgot to tell me this little secret to aviation when I signed up to get my student pilot certificate 19 years ago. I was able to fly almost every day, do a little instruction, work on some projects around the airport, invite a few aviation friends over for a campout, and overall just have a great time. I wish someone would have told me about it sooner.

My new attitude is “I just don’t care”. . .

  • I don’t care about the future of aviation.

  • I don’t care if someone constantly lands downwind on a 3000’ runway because they prefer the clear approach end even if it means using up 99% of the runway.

  • I don’t care if our aviation insurance companies are regulating us in their own way.

  • I don’t care if our country is trying to impose regulations that make it impossible to navigate the skies and are taking away one of our last freedoms.

  • I don’t care that  90% of aviation businesses appear to be run ex-car salesmen.

  • I don’t care that a company that I feel should be very successful has just partnered with a person that has a very, very bad reputation.

  • I don’t care that aviation boards are usually land developers instead of aviators.

  • I don’t care if EAA charges enormous amounts of money for a hotdog at AirVenture.

  • I don’t care if aviation organizations are going to congress to lobby for law that impacts me without asking me what I think.

  • I don’t care if we get new groups of people involved in aviation.

  • I don’t care if they close an airport every other week in the United States.

  • I don’t care if the media always shows the aviation accidents but never shows anything positive about aviation.

  • I don’t care if the survivor of an airplane accident can sue anyone involved that might have money.

  • I don’t care if my neighbors know nothing about aviation and want to scream about the “loud noises” that the airplanes make.

  • I don’t care about the “lack” of integrity in aviation overall.

  • I don’t care if no one else understands why a 3 point landing is usually safer than a wheel landing.

  • I don’t care if the flight school with the worst reputation in our area is working with the FAA and other organizations on setting standards.

  • I don’t care if we can’t create new parts for older airplanes.

  • I don’t care if aviation insurance is unregulated in pricing making it so that the agent who wines and dines the underwriters the most get the best rates and deals.

  • I don’t care that Field Approvals are impossible to get.

  • I don’t care that Sport Pilots are only required to have ½ the instruction time as is currently required for a Private Pilot license.

  • I don’t care if 100LL fuel will not be available at some point in the future.

  • I don’t care that accidents by mock fighter school aircraft could impact traditional aviation instruction in aircraft designed as trainers.

  • I don’t care that airports are so locked down that kids can’t get in to wash airplanes for rides anymore.

  • I don’t care that we are giving free airplane rides to thousands of kids but never showing them how to follow-up on the concept to get their rating.

  • I don’t care if the government imposes user fees on general aviation aircraft.

Wow, look at everything I was worrying about. Now I see why this new attitude is so much better and “I’m feeling good from my head to my shoes”.

 

However, since I’m new to this style of thinking, I can use some help. In my search to have a better month of “I just don’t care”, let me know what else I shouldn’t care about over the next month. I want to get them ALL out of my mind. I’m feeling much better already and I think that I could be flying high over the next few weeks if I can manage to hold on to this attitude everyone else seems to have.

 

What else should be added to my list?  email it to info@leebottom.com
 

LOOK WHO WILL BE HERE

 

 

 

 

 

Not only are Air Classics and Aeroplane Monthly Magazine going to be here this year, but now Sport Pilot TV has told us they would like to attend and have placed us on their schedule. This is great news for the event, the airport, and more importantly you the people that support us. Many of you have often mentioned how little coverage the Ohio Valley gets when it comes to the great people and aircraft we have around and now you will get your chance let everyone know you’re here. All three of these organizations have told us they plan to get as much material as possible so be ready to tell them about your aircraft and yourself if they ask.

 

Have you made your plans for this year’s fly-in at Lee Bottom? If not, we would really encourage you to do so. The event is well on it’s way to becoming a two day event as the Friday night cookout continues to grow and more people try to come from farther away. 

 

If you are someone who prefers a motel room over a tent and needs a rental car, you would be wise to start scheduling them now as there are a limited number of each and those are only available until August 15th. Furthermore, we expect this year’s fly-in to be the biggest ever as we have reached our tenth anniversary and are starting to draw a crowd from the aviation media. Did I mention the part about not forgetting to make your plans early?
 

 

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PLEASE NOTE: If you make a reservation and decide to cancel for some reason, please call or email us prior to canceling so that we can reallocate your room to someone that might be on the waiting list for a room.  If you don't, they go back into the general pool and we may or may not have access to them.

SPORT AVIATION ASSOCIATION FLY-IN
We recently visited the Sport Aviation Association Fly-In at Frasca Field in Urbana, Illinois. The weather was great and we were told it was their largest event yet. Once we arrived, we were pleased to find many of our Lee Bottom regulars on-site who were showing their support for Paul, Rudy, and the members of SAA.

 

While there, we took a tour of the Frasca International factory, checked out some interesting aircraft, and snapped a few photos. Just before leaving Rich took Rudy Frasca's grandson for a flight in Mike William's Tiger Moth and landed just in time to watch the Spitfire fly. The flight home was absolutely perfect with mid-eighties temps, low humidity, and absolutely no bumps. It was a great charge for our personal batteries.

 

Note: If any of you get a chance to bend Rudy’s ear, please let him know that Lee Bottom “is not too far” for a flight from Urbana, IL and that his Spitfire, Wildcat, P-40, and Aeronca C-3 would fit right in during the fly-in. We just can’t imagine someone would own planes like that and not fly them somewhere for fun every now and then.
 

David Lord's artwork

A while back we mentioned that our good friend David Lord was working on some artist’s concepts for the future of Lee Bottom. David lives right next to the Indy Speedway and is known throughout the world for his automotive/racing artwork yet wants to do more work with aircraft as the subject.

If anyone has anything they would like painted, let him know; That’s what we did. Now we have some fantastic watercolors that will help everyone interested in the future of Lee Bottom Flying Field share our vision.

We are so sure you’ll like them, we hope to have prints available for David to personally sign during the fly-in; all proceeds going to our museum budget.

Check out his website to see some of his artwork

DOES YOUR BUSINESS SUPPORT GENERAL AVIATION ???

If the answer is yes, keep reading.  The Wood, Fabric, and Tailwheels Fly-In could use your help.

We are currently searching for sponsors for this year's event.  No, we aren't looking to rename the event to the YOUR BUSINESS NAME FLY-IN, nor are we looking to commercialize the event to the point where it loses its essence as we realize that non-commercialization is one of the things that makes the event a favorite but we are looking for a few sponsors who promote and support general aviation to help us do the same. 

You see, this is the 10th year for the event and it has increased in attendance by 20 - 25% every year.  As you can imagine, this also means that the cost to host this event has increased by at least that much every year.  Since it is now to the point where we could purchase a another plane like the one in the next article with the costs associated with hosting the event, we figured it was time to look for other ways to help us cover the expenses.  So, it is your turn to step up and show us that you also promote general aviation by helping us with the expenses to keep aviation alive.

It is really very simple.  Since we've painted the hangar, it will now be converted into the "Banner Wall".  Each square foot of banner placed on the "Banner Wall" will cost $10 (with a minimum of 10 square feet).  Yes, for only $100, the banner from your business can grace the freshly painted "Banner Wall" at Lee Bottom Flying Field to promote general aviation, your business, and the 2006 Wood, Fabric, & Tailwheels Fly-In.  Additionally, a local airport supporter has agreed to create a basic 10 square foot banner for $25 - which is quite a deal.  Of course, larger sizes are also available for those that want to do a little more and make their banner stand out in the crowd.  To learn more about this opportunity, email Jim Nolen at sponsorship@LeeBottom.com.

A Chief looking for a new home
 

As we mentioned earlier, Charlie Laird has been working overtime to get his Swallow ready for some upcoming events. What we failed to point out though was that he is overflowing with aircraft and has run out of hangar space. This is bad for him and good for you . . .at least any of you who want something reliable and inexpensive to fly. Charlie bought this plane a few years back for the very same reason and now would prefer to pass it on to someone who would enjoy it and keep it flying to pancake breakfasts and grass strips. Therefore, he is willing to let you get it for what he has in it, $13,500. That's correct, you heard it right. But don't wait; Charlie is in the mood to sell and told us it needs to move before July 14th so the Swallow will have a nest.

 

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Disclaimer: We make it a rule to not run classified ads. But, since we thought it would get someone in the air cheaply and we knew the airplane, we made an exception. If you feel the need to send an ad, please don't be upset when one of us sends you back an email saying we don't do classifieds. It's nothing personal.

Want to help out???

After last years' fly-in, several people stepped up and asked if they could help this year.  Since the event has grown to the point where the 2 of us can't do everything and maintain our sanity, we are taking them up on their offer.  It was also suggested to us that we put out a call to see if anyone else is interested in volunteering to make the event better for everyone. 

 

We could use a few more helpers in the following areas - email if you are interested info@LeeBottom.com

  • aircraft parking,

  • pilot registration tent,

  • aircraft greeters,

  • Lee Bottom Apparel sales,

  • aircraft emergency maintenance - (preferably with A&P rating),

  • cooks for Friday night neighbor appreciation dinner,

  • set-up and preparation the week before,

  • volunteer coordinator,

  • decorations,

  • help with grounds preparation going on now.

We are also looking for entertainment for an hour or two on Saturday - preferably a Dixie Land band, Babershop Quartet or something else reminiscent of the 1930 and 1940's era. 

There are also a few items that would make the event better.  If we could borrow or have the following donated, we would appreciate it.  If you are able to help us with any of the following, please email info@LeeBottom.com.  We are looking for:

  • tents;

  • golf carts, quads, gators, etc;

  • tables & chairs;

  • bottled water or other drinks for our volunteers;

  • large gas grill;

  • temporary showers;

  • projector to show a DVD movie on the hangar wall.

Some Parts Missing
 

Our good friends Hank Gilpin and Ray Sanders, from Kalispell Montana, recently sent us this great antique aircraft classified translation guide called "Some Parts Missing." Anyone who has been around aviation for more than a day has seen a least of few of these. We thought it was a great piece and decided to include it.
 
 “It Flies Like a Cub”
 Translation: It’s heavy on the controls and has lots of adverse yaw in the turns.
 
 “It’s a Basket Case, But It’s All There”
 Translation: You’ll need new wings, new fuselage, new tail feathers, new landing gear, new tail wheel, new brakes, instruments, control system, and engine. The ailerons are O.K.
 
 “A Crop Duster Had It, and I Bought It From Him”
 Translation: No two parts have the same color on them
 
 “Fresh Annual With Sale”
 Translation: Fifty bucks buys a signature
 
 “It Comes With An Extra Set Of Flying Wires”
 Translation: Neither set is any good and you’ll spend $4000 for a new set and you’ll wait four months.
 
 “Zero-Time Overhaul”
 Translation: The overhaul didn’t take any time at all
 
 “No Damage History”
 Translation: No recorded damage history
 
 “You Can Buy Any Part You Need From Univair”
 Translation: Univair will take a first mortgage on your first-born child.
 
 “It Comes With An Extra Set Of Struts”
 Translation: The struts were rejected because of an AD note, and the ones on the aircraft are subject to the same AD note.
 
 “New Stainless Cables”
 Translation: The pulleys are sawed in half.
 
 “You Should Convert To Hydraulic Brakes. There Are Plenty Of T-6 Parts”
 Translation #1: I want to buy the plane back after you’ve flopped it over on its back.
 Translation #2: One of the two major T-6 parts suppliers burned to the ground.
 
 “The Prop Is A Good Core”
 Translation: You’ll need new blades, a new hub, and new clamps, but you won’t have to spend all that money again until five years from now.
 
 “You Can Get An STC For That Conversion”
 Translation: The STC can’t be bought for any price and the FAA won’t give you a field approval.
 
 “It’s Ready For Cover”
 Translation: Cover it with a sheet and call the coroner.
 
 “There Aren’t Any Parts For Warner, Lambert, Lawrance, Szekeley, Kinner, _______(fill in the blank), Engines”
 Translation: True
 
 “It’s A Waco 10, But You Can Easily Make It Into A Taper-Wing”
 Translation: The fuselage might be enough for a pattern.
 
 “She Oughta Cruise At 150 With That Big Engine”
 Translation: She’ll cruise at 105 plus or minus 10 mph no matter what engine you’ve got
 
 “I’ll Bet That Old Airplane Is Worth A Lot”
 Translation #1: I wish all old airplanes were worth a lot, then mine would be too.
 Translation #2: It has to be worth a lot because I’ve got a lot in it.
 
 “The Rings Must Be Seated. It Doesn’t Use Any Oil Now”
 Translation: The oil runs out the case.
 
 “It Flies Like A Stearman”
 Translation: If you look like Jesse Ventura, you’ll love it
 
 “She’s A Real Bush Plane”
 Translation: She’s been hauling moose meat, plywood and barrels of fuel. She’s worn out.
 
 “It’s Not The Right Dash Number, But They’re All The Same”
 Translation: PT Barnum and I are compatible ideologically.
 
 “It’s Got A 24-Volt System But You Can Easily Convert It To 12 Volts”
 Translation: Throw all the electrical stuff away and start over.
 
 “Homebuilt: Flies Good”
 Translation #1: Takeoff, cruise, and landing are all at the same air speed.
 Translation #2: Lands like a Luscombe with bent landing gear.
 
 “Minor Rust In The Fuselage”
 Translation: You can see through the longerons.
 
 “It’s 90% Done”
 Translation: You got 90% left to do.
 
 “A Few Minor Parts Are Missing”
 Translation: You get the paperwork and the data plate. (stamp the data plate neatly)

 

Pretty funny hu? We thought so too but quickly realized there are a few new ones popping up that should be added. Here are our additions to the list:

"Rare"

Translation #1:  There are only three of these on my airport.
Translation #2:  This is the only one on my airport painted blue.

"Sport Pilot Ready"

Translation:  Ready for that sucker that's born every day.

"Always Hangared"

Translation:  Only flown twice in five years.

"This Aircraft Was Recently Appraised For $$$$" -

Translation:  I paid someone $$$$ to tell me what I wanted to hear.

"This Is The Nicest One In Existence"

Translation:  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
 

Gone west

A few weeks back, I received one of those call which I never hope to receive again. It was a friend telling me another friend of ours, Tracy Dart, had been killed in a plane crash. While trying to sort it all out, I mentioned it to several other people who never knew Tracy and after trying to describe her in many ways, I eventually wrote them and email similar to this:

This was the girl that used to fly my Stearman in the Keys when I was wanting to do less than nothing.......

 

Tracy was a unique friend that I would talk to through email or by phone once every three months or so if I was lucky enough to catch her answering the phone. She was one of the most natural pilots I have ever known.

 

One year during Sun-n-Fun, I flew her in the Stearman from an airport to a private strip where we were all staying. We flew 30 miles over terrain that looked strangely like the well known Out of Africa scenes never getting higher than ten feet. We flew around trees, over cattle and fences, and had the absolute time or our lives. It was as if we shared a love of flying that only each other could understand. Formed by chance and continued by choice, our friendship was memorable.

 

I will certainly miss her making fun of me for being a "airline looser;" an effective good natured jab inflicted by someone who understood me enough to use the most effective arrows. And I will also miss leaving messages on her answering machine and hearing her soft high pitched voice that years ago prompted me to give her a nickname I would  call her up to the end, "Trixie".

 

When Ginger and I proposed starting a flight school using all female instructors called "The Mustang Ranch" ( a play on a legendary brothel named the same ) she thought it was hilarious and said, "I'm there!"  She was a fun good-natured person who loved flying.

 

I still can’t believe I will never get to talk to her again and flying will always be just a little less fun knowing she isn’t there.

Anyone out there who knew her will know exactly what I am talking about. She will be missed.
 

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EVENT DATEAIRPORTSTATE
Monthly fly-in lunch7/8/20065M0AL
EAA Chapter 419 2nd Saturday Breakfast7/8/2006MBTTN
Sporty's Hot Dog Fly In7/8/2006I69OH
Soup-on-Sunday at Campbell Field Airport (9VG) Virginia7/8/20069VGVA
Fajita Fly In7/8/2006LFKTX
Burger & Brat Fly-In7/8/2006OSHWI
Sinful Sundays7/9/200664IIN
Mid Atlantic Pilots dinner meeting7/13/2006CDWNJ
Nelson 2006 Flightfest7/14/2006CZNL 
Gathering of Eagles XI7/14/2006SNACA
Mid Atlantic Pilots Fly-Out to UUU7/15/2006UUURI
The Ohio State University Airport7/15/2006OSUOH
Lynch Lake Flying Club Fly-in7/15/2006BBBMN
Kentland Fly-in and Hog Roast7/15/200650IIN
EAA Chapter 1315 Pancake, Sausage Breakfast7/16/2006TAZIL
Cessna 150-152 Club International Fly-in7/20/2006CWIIA
GTO (Gateway to Oshkosh) ™ Convention and Fly-In 20067/21/2006STEWI
Cessnas to Oshkosh7/21/2006OSHWI
Flap Jack Pancake Breakfast Fly-In7/22/200607FTX
Y50 EAA WEEK7/24/2006Y50WI
Fly-In , Drive In Breakfast8/1/2006THATN
Fly-In Breakfast8/5/2006PNCOK
50th Annual Michigan SMALL Rally8/11/2006TVCMI
Mid Atlantic Pilots Fly-Out to 12N8/12/200612NNJ
Fun Fly In8/12/2006S37PA
Flyers and Tires8/13/200610CIL
Aviation Day Fly-In Pancake Breakfast8/13/200621DMN
8th Annual Ohio Aeronca Aviators Fly-In8/18/20062D1OH
Danish Festival - Greenville Airport Aviation Event8/19/20066D6MI
Annual Fly-In Breakfast and Air Show8/20/2006IOBKY
Ice Cream Social8/20/200602CWI
YOUNG EAGLES RALLY8/26/2006OSUOH
10th Annual Indianapolis Air Show8/26/2006MQJIN
Flap Jack Pancake Breakfast Fly-In8/26/200607FTX
2006 Region 3 Soaring Competition8/27/2006GFLNY
GAAA Fly-In Drive-In Pancake Breakfast8/27/20066D6MI
Brat & Bean Fly-In8/27/200687YWI
Open House8/27/200610CIL
Chico AirFest 20069/1/2006CICCA
Fly-in Drive-in Breakfast and events9/2/200682CWI
Fly/In Cruise/In9/2/2006MZZIN

 

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